Going Home for Summer

Oh Center Parcs, Oh Center Parcs
How I love you Center Parcs!!!!!

To Elveden Forest we did travel
With lots of luggage and girlie babble
The car weighed down as far as it would go
No wonder it was on the go slow

The three tarts in bikinis had so much fun
They were so sad when the holiday was done
But it was a memory not to be forgotten
To be remembered fondly as they grow and blossom

Bert and I had a fabulous time
Reading books and laughing while spending our dime
It was a taste of freedom and so we did roam
To the gym, restaurants and chillin at home

To the tarts in bikinis I raise a glass
Because this holiday was so class
To Laura - adorable and so sweet
And Kayleigh with tonsils as big as her feet

And finally to my darling Hollie
Thanks for making our holiday jolly
You are so special, beautiful and brave
We are so lucky to have you as our slave....oops I meant daughter!

Fat Day Dreamer

Losing fat is a funny thing
It hard and slow and so prolonging
It took many years to build up this physique
And now its a trim frame that I seek

I was sick of never looking good in clothes
But if you're fat that's the way it goes
I have looked like a marshmallow feeding on lard
And oh my god losing it was hard

It's took many months to curb my frame
My eating habits to never be the same
I have dropped 4 dress sizes and wobble no more
I now have hips, shoulders and nice bits galore

But one big downside or so my husband says
Is the reduction in size of my bust, I see his dismay
I think its great, they don't swing or flop
Look, he's lost loads of flab and at his tiny bits I don't pop

There's are chest exercises I could give a go
But I really want one for man's little bits that hang low
To enlarge this 'muscle' in the very right way
My mind has been wandering, I'm sorry I say

But the smile on my face is a right steamy beamer
I really do love being an old fart of a day dreamer
I should point out I pick on my hubby each day
And I confirm that his manhood is not small in any way ;o)