Is it a magpie or a stupid cat.....

Minnie Moo....


My cute little moggie is like a magpie
And it's costing me I say with a sigh
She likes to take shiny things in her sight
Especially when we're asleep at night

She steals my daughter's bracelets & brings them downstairs
A look of triumph is seen in her stare
She rolls on the floor in pure pleasure and delight
Whilst eyeing us up for the upcoming fight

It doesn't matter if she loses her prize
Because she knows where to get more that fit her size
I fear she's confused and a magpie at heart
But then she plays fetch like a dog - very smart

She's claims as her own my new hall rug
And lies and rubs on it looking smug
My ear plugs are maimed as shes plays her games
In my life I know there'll never be another cat the same

This is quite funny and endearing you say
I assure it's not and I'll make that cat pay
My best jewellery is mine and I'm not that soft
To Minnie Moo I say 'keeps your paws off'!.